Hello and welcome to my new website
This is a new look website as I'm just getting my head around CSS. Hope this works on the browser you're looking on... if not soz I'll work on it. Not much information here at the mo but I hope it will build as I get more time. Let me know if the animated gif piss you off! some folk have mentioned them lol. Any suggestions for content email me here.
Smell the Bacon
Remember when you would beef like a little girl over a scraped knee? Now you’ll be sobbing if you don’t get to use one of these wacky bandages! Choose bacon, pirate or kisses. order them online here The website is fredflare.com and has lots of great gear here for the kitsch minded individual 'it's so crap it's good' or is it?. Well I'm off to bash my weak body on something hard, hope it cuts then.... yep! bring out the bacon ouch.
White with 2 please, I'm parched!
MyCuppa, Mugs to help you mix your favourite brew to just-how-you-like-it by matching the colour guide on the inside. Available in Tea or Coffee styles.. order them online here The website is www.suck.uk.com and has some cool gear online, 
check out this coffee table for one. Independently controlled illuminating, top and down light. Built in power connection. Select your own colours with Interchangeable filters or choose graphics for the table top.
Photo Shoot
Well the Kirk family finally got round to having a photo shoot. I know all parents think that their own kids are supermodels and by rights should be the face of Huggies Worldwide.... but mine really are! Click on the thumbnails below to view our shots, not forgetting the lovely Kristina she takes a great shot, me well, not really I have a snaggle tooth did you know. So if you don't know us, or haven't seen us for a while this is what we look like in 2007.
Walls On Fire
Banksy is well-known yet pseudo-anonymous.
His artworks are often satirical pieces of art which encompass topics from politics, culture, and ethics. His street art, which combines graffiti with a distinctive stencilling technique, has appeared in London and in cities around the world. See more of his artwork here The message is usually anti-war, anti-capitalist, anti-establishment or pro-freedom. In addition to his artwork, Banksy has claimed responsibility for a number of high profile stunts, I like this one: At London Zoo, he climbed into the penguin enclosure and painted 'We're bored of fish' in seven foot high letters.
On my i-pod 'Mortiis' Smells like...... very dark spirits!!!.
Industrial Goth enigma Mortiis' best album in my opinion.
artist: Mortiis / title:The Smell Of Rain / when: 2001 / format: full length album.
Initial attempts at getting the CD booklet printed up as transparent layers of art and text was turned down by the label several times. Learn more about the album here Stand out track for me is 'you put a hex on me' but it's all great. When talking about the influence for the imagery that his band uses, Mortiis has commented, "A lot of people do not get that you can do more than just look like you're waiting for a bus. I mean how dull is that? I grew up with KISS, W.A.S.P. and Alice Cooper.
Gone to Spain, what a shame
Thierry Henry has moved from The Gooners to Barcelona for £16m. Why do I care? well it's simple, I love watching the bloke play he's too good and the English Premiership will feel his loss I'm sure. Arsenal will too he's like Steven Gerrard for Liverpool, if he plays well the team wins and so my prediction is a 6th or 7th for them next season. The main reason I'm peeved is that he's always my captain in Fantasy Premier League who will I spend the 14 Million squid I normally splash out on the guy??? Not a Derby player that's for sure lol.Long live the King... Diamond
The main man has a new album coming out 'Give Me Your Soul ... Please' and judging by the free song on his website (Never Ending Hill) it's going to be ACE. Download the song here I read that the King said "Want to get a little taste of what you might expect from the lyrics? Here you go: Me and my black cat Magic, the beautiful house on Never Ending Hill, the little girl in the bloody dress and her dead little brother, the dark, the floating head woman, shapes of black and YOU." :O) Give Me Your Soul ... Please is set to be released at the last week of June. \m/